You were meant for my demands. Did you know that? Well, yeah. You are. You are whatever I tell you you are. And today, right now, you’re my ashtray. That’s right.
You’re just a functional object to me. Nothing more. And I’m going to teach you that today. I’m going to teach you your real purpose. See, I don’t like to use traditional ashtrays. They get residue everywhere. And I don’t like that. For example, If I were to ash this right here on the floor or on an ashtray, you could smell it hours later. And I don’t like that. So what does one do when they don’t like that? They get a human ashtray, one that can open its mouth very wide. One that can have a tongue open. Open your mouth. Stick out your tongue. Come on. Wider. There. Now taste it. Lick it up. And swallow. Gulp it up.
See, by you doing that, now I don’t have to smell it hours later. And no mess. I’m a genius. I know. Also, another thing, I don’t like all of the smoke. I want to minimize it as much as possible. Do you know what you’re going to do?
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