Goddess Lindsey – Monday Nut Eater

You’ve struggled to connect online in real life. It’s left you feeling hopeless, lonely, and incredibly horny. And yet the only attention you can get from me is if you’re swallowing. Aren’t you excited to join something so much bigger than yourself? I mean, online dating for you just has really not worked out the way you wanted it to. It really hasn’t been the experience you’ve been craving. Oh, and I bet you’ve been so confused. Oh, you thought it was supposed to be easy. Thousands of women to pick from. One of them is bound to pick you back. But it just didn’t work out for you like that, did it? Of course not. It left you denied. It left you stroking.
It left you hungry for more. Drilling that rejection deep into your mind. Dating apps were just not meant for losers. Dating apps were just not meant for the baddest of this world.
Oh, in fact, you’ve better luck going out to a bar to pick up a woman than you do on one of those little apps that you put way, way too much hope in. Because on those apps, women go for the top 10% of men.

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