SageAmbrose – Beginner Gooner

Sometimes, all you need is a push. A sigh telling you that you’re on the right path. This is your sign. Every man is meant to be a goon. Every man thinks about how his life would be if it was controlled.
And you’re no different. You’re not the exception. I know you’ve been interested in being a full-time gooner, haven’t you? You’ve just needed some guidance. You’ve just needed someone to take you by the hand and lead you down the path
It’s the only way to ensure your addiction. You must jerk. You must give in to those urges. You must touch yourself.
And see how it changes your life. Gaming makes you want to give up everything and everything. Anything that distracts you from the game.
The most important thing about being a gooner is isolation. It’s the only way, the most effective way to complete your training. Are you ready to let go? Are you ready to give in?

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